Why men are just happier people ???
Why men are just happier people
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah .
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other
as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up ass good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
somebody once said that comparision is the thief of joy.
in other words, if you're always comparing yourself to other people,
then you'll never be happy...
that is because everyone is created one of a kind, and for one-of-a-kind purpose.
of course you arent like anyone else; you're U
it is easy to look at someone else and say,
" i wish i were like them, "
but that is a waste of time.
the best way to use your energy and time is to find out who u are,
and then become the best U that you can.
dont waste your life trying to make yourself into a cheap imitation of someone else.
just be yourself. love the true original.
*true & meaningful *
all these may sound simple..
but it is not easy..
there's great work and effort behind it..
in other words, if you're always comparing yourself to other people,
then you'll never be happy...
that is because everyone is created one of a kind, and for one-of-a-kind purpose.
of course you arent like anyone else; you're U
it is easy to look at someone else and say,
" i wish i were like them, "
but that is a waste of time.
the best way to use your energy and time is to find out who u are,
and then become the best U that you can.
dont waste your life trying to make yourself into a cheap imitation of someone else.
just be yourself. love the true original.
*true & meaningful *
all these may sound simple..
but it is not easy..
there's great work and effort behind it..
HUBBY BDAY PICS !
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here are the pictures as said...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN BDAY BOY !
:)
marcus hubby
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARCUS HUBBY !
hope you enjoyed your birthday!
we took quite some number of photos, will upload it soon... :)
Lovers :)
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2.Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3.Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7.Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9.Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1.Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3: The Commandments
1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though>> we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
beware!
i received this email:
Dear friends,
Please forward this email to your girls friends or the one you care! This incident happen to me, myself and Joyce in real life! This is not a story making thingy! You can choose to forward or just simply ignore if you feel this is a joke!
This guy who named Jason Poh came message me in friendster:
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> KRING wrote:
> > Hi..
> > I am very sincere and looking for a friend, and long-term relationship. I would describe myself as an ambitious, fun loving, energetic individual who believes in living life to the fullest. I am interested in finding someone to grow with, besides around the waist. I take great pride in my physical appearance. I am looking for a real friendship and love, fun and relationship and traveling and know its a little far away, but I am a nice and genuine. I am a good listener, passionate and have a good sense of humor, and confident and looking for someone to share my laughter, dreams and the joys of life and for fun if so. But if we share the same interests, u could send me a message anytime to know each other better!! Jason And if you dun my to Call me O sMs me, my Mobile is 82602728.
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I choose not to contact him via phone as I don't even know who the hell he is. We only managed to exchange msn and chat online.
The 1st conversation online:
This guy keep asking me to be his girlfriend and he insisted to meet up (only the 2 of us and he don’t want other parties). He keep asking questions related to sex which I feel he is sick!
I rejected him nicely saying we can be friends and others we shall talk later. This guy is totally crazy! He keep saying he do not want to spent time understand a women being friends as he is looking for a GF/Wife.
I ignored his request and he demand me from deleting his email from my MSN but I cannot block him. (WTF?!)
I log off forgetting about what this crazy man said. Next day, he log in to msn and message threatening me that he will go to my friendster acct download all my pictures.
Below is the last conversation between me and him in msn before I blocked and delete him from my msn acct
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KRING says (12:54 AM): Hi cheeBye you to deleted my email off form your msn why you didnt do that, you wan me to post your photo and email on the irc
KRING says (12:54 AM): you can dare me
KRING says (12:54 AM): i had just download all your photo from friendster
KRING just sent you a nudge.
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:57 AM): u r crazy
KRING says (12:57 AM): yah i am
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:57 AM): is not about the age but ur mentality
KRING says (12:57 AM): you wan to try
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:57 AM): so childish
KRING says (12:57 AM): you not the first woman like this
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:57 AM): no wonder u cant find a gf
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): go ahead and do watever you u wan
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): it dun reali bother me
KRING says (12:58 AM): my gf is better and slim then you
KRING says (12:58 AM): sure
KRING says (12:58 AM): you wan like this
KRING says (12:58 AM): i post your photo n email
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): watever.. then u must be blind to msg me at first
KRING just sent you a nudge.
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): thank you for helping me to advertise
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): i can sure get better guys then u
KRING says (1:00 AM): i had post your photo n email on the classifed, u will get it v soon
KRING says (1:01 AM): and i know where you working, i will look for your boss
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (1:01 AM): watever
KRING says (1:01 AM): u love to challage me,
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (1:01 AM): go to hell
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I’ve blocked this person from my MSN and god, I’m lucky that I didn’t give him my phone number. I’m prepared that there will be some nuisance email coming to me. Please forward this email to all your friends that you care. There are too many crazy people and sex maniac online. Is always to be safe than sorry.
For your information:
Name: Jason Poh
Mobile: 82602728
Friendster profile: http://profiles.friendster.com/81623793
His MSN address: just_normal_girl@hotmail.com (Is another girl profile in Friendster which I suspect is being scam by him, He also confess I’m not the 1st women like this via MSN)
Location: Staying at Hougang / Seng Kang area
Job: Some kind of building machines and technical stuff. (I didn’t bother to go remember!)
Although I have never seen him in real life, I’ve attached his pictures from Friendster. I’m not a god dame “Tou Foo” who let any guys bully. Dare me! I swear if I can find other girls that is being bully by this guy. I will get enough evidence and lodge a police case.
For any clarification on this email, please feel free to drop me a message at jap_apple@hotmail.com. I WILL NOT CHANGE OR REMOVE ANY PICS FROM MY FRIENDSTER PROFILE http://profiles.friendster.com/japapple AND I WANT TO SEE WHAT THIS IDIOT WILL DO TO MY PHOTOS.
Regards
Joyce Chew
8am !
i reach school at before 8am, and reach class at am today!
it is super early.. i think this is the first time i am so early.. lols..
this is Nokia 7610 Supernova.. is it nice?
i kind of decided to buy this phone already..
because my phone camera and bluetooth spoiled!
it is like one of the sadest thing la..
andre birthday!
happy birthday to andre!
hope you enjoyed the mini cake and the outfit...
i am so glad you like it... :)
today's lesson was so draggy...
the usual old uncle faci...
ahhh... really cant stand him at times...
oh well... nothing much i can do about it anyway...
big thanks to all the people that got me presents on my birthday...
i though it was over, until today, i received one more...
from kai bing... aw... so sweet right... :)
thanks kai bing, it is very beautiful, i like it...
way to climb up in life, if you pass all this:
1. the pressure test
2. the people test
3. the persistent test
4. the priority test
( be teachable, willing, available )
tired
* trying, learning, accepting *
The song that i like best now! :)
"Closer"
[Intro]
Closer [x4]
[Verse 1]
Turn the lights off in this place
And she shines just like a star
And I swear I know her face
I just don't know who you are
Turn the music up in here
I still hear her loud and clear
Like she's right there in my ear
Telling me that she wants to own me
To control me
Come closer [x3]
[Chorus]
And I just can't pull my self away
Under her spell I can't break
I just can't stop [x4]
And i just can't bring myself no way
But I don't want to escape
I just can't stop [x4]
[Verse 2]
I can feel her on my skin
I can taste her on my tongue
She's the sweetest taste of sin
The more I get the more I want
She wants to own me
Come closer
She says come closer
[Chorus]
Come Closer [x7]
I just can't stop no [x4]
[Chorus]
And I just can't pull myself away
Under her spell I can't break
I just can't stop [x5]
Come Closer
my song !
- Make a plan for attaining goals that you believe will make you happy. Your mood will very likely increase as your pursue your goal because you will feel better about yourself for going after something you value.
- Surround yourself with happy people. It is easy to begin to think negatively when you are surrounded by people who think that way. Conversely, if you are around people who are happy their emotional state will be infectious.
- Find the one person who makes you happy most of the time and smile because they are "the one". Change is unavoidable. Embrace it on every level.
- When something goes wrong try to figure out a solution instead of wallowing in self pity. Truly happy people don’t allow set backs to affect their mood because they know that with a little thought they can turn the circumstances back to their favor.
- Spend a few minutes each day thinking about the things that make you happy. These few minutes will give you the opportunity to focus on the positive things in your life and will lead you to continued happiness.
- It’s also important to take some time each day to do something nice for yourself. Whether you treat yourself to lunch, take a long, relaxing bath or simply spend a few extra minutes on your appearance you will be subconsciously putting yourself in a better mood.
- Finding the humor in situations can also lead to happiness. While there are times that require you to be serious, when it is appropriate, find a way to make light of a situation that would otherwise make you unhappy.
- Maintaining your health is another way to achieve happiness. Being overweight or not eating nutritious foods can have a negative effect on your mood.
- Additionally, exercise has been known to release endorphins that give you a feeling of happiness.
- Finally, it is important to understand that you deserve happiness. Those who believe that they are not worthy of happiness may subconsciously sabotage their efforts to achieve happiness. If necessary, tell yourself each day that you deserve to be happy and remind yourself what steps you will take to achieve the happiness you desire.
Happiness is hard to define but most people are aware of whether they are happy or not. Many people believe that happiness is a form of luck and that some people are destined to be happy while others are destined to be unhappy. I try to incorporate the tips above into my life and have had great success in achieving happiness. The tips in this article are small but meaningful steps that you can take each day to lead you to true happiness.
Finally! I got the song i have been wanting for months..
super duper happy.. :)
sometimes, it justs seems not enough..
just when things starts to get better,
it justs out of hand..
(tired, confused, irritated)
PP !
i received my mail on my PP !
just realised when i was talking about it with lina and jess..
Dear Student,
Student Name: EILEEN KAY TENG TENG
Student ID: 72113PP
Project Title: Competitive analysis of Prudential Singapore
Your PP Final Report has been APPROVED for assessment.
Details of your PP Assessment schedule are as follows:
Date: 31 Oct 2008
Time: 04:00 PM - 05:00 PM
Venue: Agora Hall 3 Booth 80
Please report punctually with two A1-size posters or equivalent (format available on PP website) for your presentation to three staff Assessors. The Assessors will grade your PP project based on your Final Report and presentation.
Students who are late or absent for assessment will not be graded and might be asked to repeat his/her PP module in the next academic year. For all cases of emergency, please contact your PP Advisor immediately.
Regards,Office of Industry & Career Services
it been quite some time since i came to school..
i skipped so many times of school already..
cant afford to skip certain modules now..
hopefully wont affect my grades big time..
my grades have not been good either..
never got a 'A' so far..
hopefully they will set the UT easier..
had brunch with lina and jessica..
it been quite some time since we chatted..
we chatted quite a lot.. hahas..
* to jess: all the way! jia you! hopefully things will turn around soon.. :)
* to lina: dont be disheartened, there might be a surprise coming up.. :)
life...
no one has everything,
and everyone has something
of sorrow intermingled with the gladness of life...
the trial is to make the
laughter outweigh the tears...
welcome october!
welcome october!
(with all my presents) :D
september is full of memories, i would say..especially on my birthday!
thanks marcus hubby!
for planning everything.. it must have been hard on you..
hahas, no wonder you have been a little more affected those days..
with all buddies, thank you..
thanks guys, you guys have been like a brother to me..
